Senior Citizen Humor

An old Florida called 911 on his cell phone to report that her car was broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, brake pedal and even the accelerator! she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. "A few minutes later, the officer radios in." Disregard. "He says." She took the seat by mistake. "

lmao

ha thats funny

Uh .... Not

I lived in Florida (other known as God's waiting room) and I could see that happening.

really cute, but that sounds more like a blonde joke!

lol.